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Due to the terrors of the Zombie Apocalypse, blog posting will not adhere to its regular schedule until the threat has passed. Evacuation and survival plans (usually created on late nights or at drunken parties) have been put into place and the surviving Macalester College students remain holed up in their dorms, scavenging off of Ramen noodles and dry cereal. The devastation here is particularly acute, since Mac students only want "a man who likes me for my brains" and tend to assume ripped clothing and pasty faces are merely alternative fashion choices. Hopefully those of us that remain human will survive until government aid reaches us. For those of you near the Midwest, I can only say this: if you see even a single zombie in your area, FLEE. THEY ARE COMING.
Blog posts will resume once a safe house is found. Until then, may the Force be with you and good luck. Remember: if it shuffles, shoot it.
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