Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I'm famous!!

Well...not very. But the school's photographer took a picture of me at the dog day, and it's on the website. So that's cool.
my buddy Maya

I know I wasn't going to post anything else before finals (which would have been an excellent idea, but....yay procrastination!), but I wanted to brag. Because this morning, when I woke up, I looked at the forecast and said, "Charmaine!! It's going to be super warm today!"
The forecast was high: 38 and low: 34. Which is super warm...for this time of year in this state, but in general, it's not that warm. It's kind of almost freezing, actually. But I'm really proud of myself (and a little terrified) of myself for getting to this point, where I can almost wear a sundress at this temperature. With cardigan and tights. And only if I expend some of my energy throughout the day convincing myself that I'm not actually cold. But still!
It's been a weirdly warm week, actually. It rained on Monday, and I don't think it's gone below freezing for several days.
I am actually in Minnesota, right?
Right??

Today I did a little more Christmas shopping, which was both a good idea (I'll be home crazy soon, and I need to be prepared!) and a terrible idea (finals are crazy soon, and I need to be prepared!). But Charmaine and I went to Midtown Market together, which was great fun and highly productive present-wise. Also there was this:
 


 and THIS:


Also, my dorm is pretty cute. We have all of these cheesy signs everywhere, with "thought-provoking" questions on them. Sometimes I accidentally read them, which is always unfortunate. But I really liked this  person's response.

And on Doty 4, we have a big expanse of blue paper which our RA said we could write on. So I drew a snow man with a scarf, who has since accumulated arms, a hat, sexy eyebrows, and a mustache. I have the best floor.

This really is my last post. Really. Because I need to work.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Puppies! And last post before finals.


Is it bad that the most daring things I’ve done in my first semester of college are leave my homework to the last minute and shower on the boys’ floor (when the bathrooms on all of the girls’ floors were closed due to some (apparently epic) flooding)?

Actually, don’t answer that.

Moving on…yesterday was the incredibly fantastic day when various alums brought their dogs to campus for us to pet. I’ve heard of this kind of thing on campuses before, but I particularly like this version, with the dogs belonging to Mac staff and alums. It made it seem friendlier and more personal, and it was nice to see the alums chatting amongst themselves. And it was amazingly destressifying to get to ruffle the fluff of various highly-excited doggies. One adorable and sweet dog (who was at least as big as I am) got all stressed out because of the many people and other dogs and had to go for a snow romp with her person to calm down, but all other dogs seemed to be having a splendiferous time getting cooed over by dozens of new friends. I also really enjoyed watching everyone lose about ten years of carefully accumulated cynicism and (supposed) sophistication to get all drooly over a pack of puppies. I stayed out with them until my hands got numb and then dashed back to my dorm to defrost.
 my new best friend, named Maya (the one with her back to the camera)
 Oiseau, a sweet and shy dog, who is so named (according to his extremely friendly person) because he chirped when he was a puppy
 the very fluffy Honeybee, before she got stressed out and the snow romp was necessary
 sorry for the lack of quality in these pictures--my hands were shaking with the adorability and the cold
 "POINT!"
 muddle of doggies!
 Oiseau again, this time with his exuberant brother Kip

Because it is the weekend before finals week, much of my time has been spent studying or wandering purposefully through the ridiculously over-crowded library trying to find art history information (for my final paper). While doing so, I found a couple of things that made me extremely happy. First of all, this dedication, which is sweet and old-fashioned and personable:
and secondly, the hilariously named Great Scots collection, which houses books written by Mac faculty, staff, students, and alums in the last five years (there isn’t enough room for all of the books, so periodically they have to clear out everything older than five years and put it back into general circulation). And the great thing is that these books are not exclusively (or even primarily) academic books. They’re picture books and children’s books and novels and short stories and histories that are not so much written for the publication record as for fun. I wanted to explore so many of the books, but now is not the best time to be looking for new reading material, so I restrained myself and only left with one book: Zachary Zormer: Shape Transformer.
It’s a fantastically nerdy picture book that seems primarily to be written to introduce children to Möbius strips and other cool math tricks,
but manages to have a pretty good story as well. And Möbius strips are always pretty fantastic.

Anyway, just wanted to share those little news bits with y’all (I’m highly disappointed with my lack of accent. Almost everyone here has some sort of accent and I feel all left out and boring. Sorcha’s is New Jersey, Emma sometimes has a Texas accent, and Rachel says b-AY-g instead of bag. So sometimes I pretend that I have one.) before life gets extraextra crazy.

Gots to pasta (Leslie—sometimes I say this to people here and they give me this look and then I try to explain the etymology, which I can never quite manage to do, and then all is confusing. So I’ve had to start bottling it up.)!

My window looks extra pretty right now, with that glowing, twilight blue and the snowflakes and our Christmas lights reflected on the window pane.

P.S. I just noticed that we usually say that something is reflected in the window, or in the mirror, and I really like that. Because it always looks like the reflections are in some magical other space that the window is part of instead of (more scientifically) on the glass. Or off of? I’m not sure how you’d actually say it accurately. Either way, I like in.

P.P.S. ONE WEEK TILL I’M HOME.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Snow and finals and Christmas and ad libs!

A few notes before we get started.
First of all—I’ve been writing this on-and-off for about a week, so some dates/tenses are misleading. For example, by the end of this post, I am definitely no longer at Coffee News (sadly—I’m already missing the pumpkin bars again) and finals are actually next week (NOOOOOOOO!!!). I could go back and change it, but it would get all confusing, so I’m leaving it be. Just imagine me writing this as I got through my week and as exciting things come and go. Like the cow (see below).
Secondly! My wonderful sister enjoys being mean about my blog—she says it’s either because she loves it (and therefore must hate on it, in the way of siblings) or because it’s just ridiculously happy (something I may have addressed in this one…) depending on the day. Anyway the result is that she has mentioned some unfortunately true things….Firstly, I have been accused of over-using the exclamation point sprinkler. I could try to change this, but I’m just so enthusiastic about this ridiculous place! And I always did put too much powdered sugar on my cakes. So that’s staying. But she also told me that I use the adjectives “awesome”, “lovely”, “amazing” and “adorable” far too much, which is absolutely true. So this blog post will be the MAD LIBS VERSION. Anytime that I’m feeling like using one of those four adjectives, I have to replace it with some other random adjective—sparkly, green, prickly, spicy, etc. I will also bold them, because otherwise one is baffled. Hope it’s readable—one must follow the orders of Her Magnificence!

On to the news!

I am currently sitting at Coffee News (my new favorite spot, because they have delicious English Rose tea lattes and absolutely INCREDIBLE pumpkin bars of deliciousness and joy) with Emma (my friend from across the hall—Keo’s roommate, and one of the few people here who misses Mexican food as much as I do (she’s from Texas)) with the sun shining outside and the lightest dusting of snow on the ground (from what is only the second sticking snowfall of the year—in December. In Minnesota. What??), eating the aforementioned delicacies, and feeling very glad to be alive and at Mac.

 Which is a rather nice counterpoint to the last week or so—everyone has started to go a little (or a lot) mad as finals swiftly approach (less than two weeks! AHHHHHH—NO. Don’t think about it.) and scheduling decisions are made (for next semester) and final projects become less like distantly looming creatures of darkness and much more like death standing over your left shoulder and trying to start a chat.

Did I mention that everyone is stressed?

Anyway, the general feeling of anxiety has reached all-time highs, perhaps especially among the freshpersons (including me), who still haven’t yet figured out that a B is not the end of the world and that if we don’t get the classes we wanted, we still have time to make up for it. My poor dear roommate is particularly frantic lately, to the extent that my new mantra when I see her stressed out is, “a B is NOT A BAD GRADE!” She’s struggling to believe me, and sometimes I think I’ve got her convinced, but then two days later she’s freaking out again. So I give her hugs and start the kettle going and then return to secretly worrying about my grades…basically, we’re both messes.

And, even more unfortunately, I have finally reached the end of the mid-semester bounty my green sister sent me (cookies and popcorn and more cookies and, oh yes, more cookies!),


 so I can’t even munch on that or share it with Charmaine when we get freaked out. We’re back to drinking gallons of tea. And there was this terrible while where I was OUT OF TEA,
but luckily I have restocked, and my stash is now better than ever.
And some of the effects of my bounty have lingered! I still have this spicy shark she sent:
whose name is either Henry or Francis. I’m taking a poll, if anyone would like to vote. Charmaine gets two votes, though, since she lives with him. Currently it’s three for Henry and two for Francis. Also, I have the creosote Clara sent, which fills my room with the incredibly non-stressy and wonderful smell of desert rain when I sprinkle it with water. And then for several days afterwards, just very faintly.

Moving on to a subject less anxious than my feelings of overwhelming anxiety (thinking about it is just making me more stressed out), I recently got to register for classes for next semester! Although I expected this to be an exciting process, it ended up being rather overwhelming. See, I’m considering about five majors right now (English, Chemistry, Art History, Biology, and Theater), and it’s is impossible for me to take the right next class for all of them at the same time. I eventually decided upon this schedule (and got it! hooray!) for the following reasons:
                Greek Myth (MWF, 8:30-9:30): there is NO REASON for me to take this class except that I absolutely LOVE Greek mythology and am dying to learn more (and this professor seems really interesting). It doesn’t help me along the way to any of the majors I’m considering and it doesn’t fill any general education requirements (except for a humanities credit, which is not something I’m anticipating having difficulty completing. In fact, I may have already completed it…). My excuse for taking it is that, if I end up with either an English or Art History major, it would help me a great deal to have a thorough, academic grounding in Greek mythology. Also we get to look at plays, modern interpretations, Greek vases, and poems relating to the myths! (Yeah…I’m really just taking this class because I want to. And the Genetics professor who everyone says is plaid is on sabbatical next semester, so I shouldn’t take that class until she’s back.) (Oh, and it turns out Keo is taking this class with me!).
Poetry (MWF, 9:40-10:40): This class actually does have some reason behind it. It is an entry level course in the English department, which would both fulfill a slot in the English major and allow me to start taking the really interesting looking 300-level courses. Additionally, my roommate is taking it right now and she LOVES it. She says the professor is interesting and excited and polka-dotted, and she showed me this e-mail he sent out to her class one day:
"IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THOMSON’S AUTUMN. Make sure you are healthy enough to engage in interpretive activity before reading Autumn. Common side effects include dizziness, euphoria, and confusion. These side effects are generally mild but may distress some readers. Until you know how Autumn will affect you, do not drive oxen or operate heavy agricultural machinery. If you experience any of the following symptoms, write your response paper immediately, as these may be signs of a serious interpretive occasion:
* disturbed boundaries between nature and humanity
* blurred personhood
* a sudden loss of control over important distinctions
Always read Autumn in a well-ventilated area. Exercise particular caution when reading ll. 1165–1207, which may cause acute respiratory distress and interpretive excitability. If you become disoriented while reading Autumn, open windows and move promptly to an outdoor location."
All of which clearly proves that I need to take this class. Also, he got really excited when she told him that her roommate (luckily unnamed) memorizes poetry for fun and particularly likes The Windhover. Which he then mostly-recited and said, “Ooh, I should memorize that!”. So clearly he’s incredibly sparkly.
                Chemistry II (MWF, 10:50-11:50, with lab R 1:20-4:30): This is the follow-up to the chemistry class I’m taking right now and clearly should be taken immediately afterwards. Also, it turns out that, even though I love the arts and humanities more, I really enjoy having an analytical class mixed in with the others. I like the numbers and the algebra and the this-is-a-fact-you-can-memorize-and-understand-y-ness of the subject. Which is why I’m continuing to consider biology and chemistry as majors. And this class is an important early class in the chain for both. Also both Keo and Cassidy ended up in this section (hooray!).
                General Anthropology (MWF, 1:10-2:10): This class mostly just looks really interesting, but it also covers archeology and linguistics, both of which are fields I’m really interested in exploring. Also it will help me fulfill my social sciences requirement, so that’s good.
Anyway, I’m very excited for my classes next semester! The problem is that I just decided (about three days after I wrote the first half of this—did I mention that the timeline would occasionally get confusing?) that my ideal plan would be to double major in Art History and English and minor in Chemistry, but this is, terribly, IMPOSSIBLE! It would require exactly 32 classes, which would both mean that I would have had to have started last semester and have never taken a class not in those fields. Which wouldn’t work with my internationalism, multiculturalism, and social sciences requirements. *sigh* So now I have to decide which major to minorize or whether to drop chem. It will be a difficult decision.

In random other news:
Once again I can’t resist sharing some of the pictures I’ve taken in Chemistry lab. Some of the solutions we make are just so interesting looking!
various solutions and a precipitate
an excerpt from our lab that made me really happy
another precipitate
chem jokes!
this is the ominously named “rubber policeman”
Keo may have gotten a little carried away with labeling stuff…

Besides the other guests I’ve had recently—Grandma Tschudi, my parents, my new shark friend—Charmaine and I have also had a mysterious guest, who stayed for three whole days but never said a word:

As for my other, more normal, guests, like Sorcha and Rachel, I have begun to notice that they are ALL OBSESSED with my bears.  
Who are admittedly very cute, but still! The first thing Rachel does when walking into our room is grab the bears from the end of my bed and then sit down in our chair with a bear under each arm. And then she plays with them while she talks. Luckily, our reporter in the field has managed to photographically capture some of these amusing moments, which she now presents for your entertainment, including several of the subject actually asleep with said plush toys:


Sorcha also enjoys playing with the bears, although less regularly. Still, I managed to sneak a picture.
And Rachel’s roommate always pets the bears on her way in when she comes to talk to Charmaine. Basically everybody loves the bears.

Speaking of Sorcha, she gave me the best possible compliment the other day, which was so wonderful that I need to share it. She told me that she’d just watched Amelie for the first time and that Audrey Tatou reminded her very much of me. !!!!!!! SO. FLUORESCENT! There are few people/characters I would rather be compared to.  (!!!!!!! It’s been about three weeks since she said this and I’m still amazed.)

My friends and I have also been going on a SPO kick. SPO stands for “student post office” and is used either as a noun describing our mailboxes (“I’m going to check my SPO.”), a noun describing an actual piece of mail (“I got a SPO!” or “Thanks for the SPO!”), or a verb that is basically equivalent with “send mail to” (“I’m going to SPO all my friends.”). Or anything else mail related that we feel like. Anyway, Charmaine and I have been SPOing people (and each other) like crazy and it has been shiny (accidental FIREFLY REFERENCE because of ad libs!!). Here are some pictures of the more striped ones:
 a card I made for Charmaine
 a card Charmaine made for Rachel
 cards I made for Keo (left), who loves bacon, and Rachel, who has made fun of me for saying "You dropped my bear!" in an (apparently) hilarious voice for months now
 the inside of Rachel's card
 
a card Sorcha made for Charmaine and I
 the back of the card from Sorcha (drawn on re-used paper) which seems to have some sort of mysterious incantation: "CROSSES AND TIGERS, CROSSES AND TIGERS!"
the inside of Keo's card
my drawing of Henry/Francis for Rachel's card
The other day, Charmaine came into our room, put down her bag, then turned to me and said, “Hey, can you stand up for a sec?” Slightly puzzled, I did so and was HUG RUSHED! She’d just received my latest SPO note (apparently we use it as an adjective as well) and was thoroughly excited. My roommate is so fantastic!

Keo and I went to the cheese shop after our penultimate test, although sadly not after the most recent (and last!) one. Sandwiches are somehow less appetizing when it’s 15 degrees outside.

I wanted to share an excerpt from my new favorite song with you:
“The wind is blowing,
The trees are bare,
Snowflakes beginning to fall.
Everyone's gone to The Mall
In Minn-a-sohta, St. Paul.

But it's December twenty-one
And I'm ready to feel the sun!

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas,
Just like they always used to be.
Where the palm trees rustle
And people hustle
To watch the sun set in the sea.

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas,
With every final that I've seen.
Mac is awesome, cool, and keen,
But may all my Christmases be green.”
 First of all, this is some brilliant songwriting. I’m incredibly impressed, although I should be used to this amazingness by now. Thanks, Grandmarina! Secondly, this is almost entirely true. It’s ridiculously cold here lately, and I can’t wait to be home where it’s warmer and filled with family. And Christmas by the ocean is always wonderful. But, on the other hand, it’s effervescent to experience a white pre-Christmas for the first time ever. To actually have “jack-frost nipping at my nose” and a “first snowfall of the winter” and to sing “let it snow” as the snowflakes are actually falling around me. But I miss the smell of carob.

It’s that time of the blog again: whiteboard time! I know you guys have been dying to see what words Charmaine and I have chosen lately.
 notice reciprocatory tropics from Sorcha!
 (I promise that I'm getting to the cow!)

Daddy noticed this when the parents were visiting me for Thanksgiving, and every time I think about it I get ridiculously happy. Seriously, how does a place this cute exist??


The most recent (and final) play that my theater class went to see was The Inland Sea, put on by our very own theater department and starring our very own TA/writing preceptor. Once again, I was not a huge fan. It was better than most that we’ve seen—and surprisingly well-acted—but I was rather annoyed by the choices the author made. Sorry for being all repetitive and hating most of these plays, but the problem is that my theater professor and I have radically different ideas about theater. She likes shocking plays—weird, experimental, bizarre, forceful plays. I like plays that make their points more subtly, with beautiful imagery or language or moments. Sadly, since she’s gotten to pick our schedule, most of the plays we’ve seen have been shock plays, which I don’t approve of, so…
But the reason I brought it up at all is because I wanted to show you all the Mac rock’s extra impressive decoration for the play.
 
Speaking of decoration! I decided to spruce up my lamp, and wanted to show it off to you. Because it’s cool.
And Charmaine spruced up our doorway, which is even cooler!

A while ago, I went back to the MIA (Minneapolis Institute of Arts (the plural still bothers me)) to attend a talk on a Middle Kingdom (Egyptian) tomb.  It was a fascinating talk about the tomb of Governor Djehutynakht and his wife and gave me a much better understanding of Middle Kingdom artwork. The man who gave the talk—a curator at the Boston MFA, where the contents of the tomb are housed—seemed to be both giving a lecture on an interesting piece of art and giving an impassioned plea for the importance of Middle Kingdom art, which was endearingly amusing. It’s hard to tell from this picture, but the fuzzy thing about this artwork is the shading that isn’t really apparent in Old Kingdom artwork. The onions piled on the table of offerings are shaded to indicate their spherical nature, Djehutynakht’s (the biggest figure, seated) farther leg is shaded to indicate the distance, and there is smoke rising from the glowing coals in the priest’s (the man next to Djehutynakht) incense burner.
(from MFA Educators Online)
I also enjoyed this adventure because the part of Minneapolis I was visiting seemed to be more thoroughly in the throes of fall than my part of town (where most of the trees had already lost their leaves). It was a clear, gorgeous, windy day and although I unfortunately only brought my point-and-shoot camera, I still wanted to share some of the pictures.

 red converse make everything better



 notice the leaves caught in mid-swoop!

I also got to do one of those boxes for an impoverished child this year for Christmas. Since my parents kindly agreed to assist with the practical presents, I was able to fill my box quite excitingly (for a 5-9 year-old boy).

The other day, as I was sitting in Café Mac, a boy walked into the seating area, picked up one of the potted trees we have around the edges, carried it up to the stage, and set it in the middle of a table (which was partially occupied with dining students). And then walked out.
The table, now unoccupied, but still with tree.
Later, as I was thinking about how weird some of the students are, I walked into the children’s section of the library and saw this on the re-shelve cart. 
Someone wonderful was reading Blueberries for Sal.

And now, today, there is a cow on campus. I’m not even making this up. There is literally a cow and some people dressed like the Amish and a guy in a stripy nightgown (old-fashioned style). Did I mention the cow?? This place is so weird and mustachioed.

This is a picture a friend took. I’ve been told that the man in the PJs (on right) is our school’s president. It now appears to me that they’re putting on A Christmas Carol (what with the chains and pajamas and all) but I’m still at a loss as to why the cow and the Amish were needed.

Weeks ago, some of the girls on my floor and I (I think the group was Emma, Keo, Rachel, Charmaine, Sorcha, and I) went to The Tea Garden—I got a vanilla tea latte that tasted strangely of liquidized marshmallows—to talk.
The seasonal sticker-to-keep-the-tea-from-splashing-out!
There was no space for all of us to sit, so we moved two doors down to a sandwich shop that was open and empty. This ended up being an excellent decision for several reasons: (1) two of the girls ordered sandwiches that came with chips that the rest of us were able to steal, (2) they had cups full of trivial pursuit questions that Charmaine read to us and Emma and I failed at answering (too many sports-history-related ones), and (3)—best of all—they had crayons!
 
My cup by the end of the evening.
We talked about absolutely nothing of consequence and had an absolutely wonderful time. It was so nice to just all sit crowded into that silly booth and chat and color and sneak chips. I’m continually amazed by the awesomeness of the people I’ve found here and so glad that we all ended up at Mac.
And then afterwards Charmaine and I stayed up crazy late talking about life and relationships. It was like a sleepover except for the part where we both live in this room and we actually did get some sleep.

I end up hanging out with those girls quite a bit, actually, which is wonderful. Rachel recently re-decorated her room (after returning home for Thanksgiving and coming back with decorations supplies), so she invited us all to tea. We had a mini tea party (to which each of us brought at least a box of tea) and analyzed Christmas carols for their real or apparent creepiness.*
*I actually usually disapprove of such discussions, since I think that there are times when analysis just makes everything much worse. It can be useful to notice problems in wording or action, but it isn’t always necessary to condemn products (of the Christmas carol and Disney movie variety) made with good intention for their possible problems, assuming those problems are not too important and pervasive to ignore (ahem, Twilight). But in this case it was kind of fun.

As most of you know, my parents came to visit for Thanksgiving. For those of you who got their e-mail, you know that I was fed much delicious (and free for me!) food and did much exploring of the twin cities. We went to a conservatory, Minnehaha Falls, to the river, to an island on the river for Thanksgiving dinner, to the Cathedral of Saint Paul, spent a great deal of time just chatting in coffee shops, and drove around the downtowns of both Saint Paul and Minneapolis. We, tragically, did not go to the cheese shop. The things they didn’t tell you, though! First of all, Mom was completely infatuated with the black squirrels. Had she been slightly more nimble on her feet (leg completely healed and such) and if they’d been driving home, I’m certain that there would have been a silky black stowaway in the car.
Secondly, when we were at the Mill City part of Minneapolis (where many, many mills used to run off of the  Mississippi (I can just imagine myself on the Broadmor playground again, playing M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I on the parallel bars)), we also saw the Guthrie from the outside, where I discovered that the so-called “Infinite Bridge” I’d walked out on to see the view was actually a terrifying Cantilever of Doom. I can’t believe there’s nothing under that!
When I tried to explain this to some friends who were also in my theater class when we went to the Guthrie, I discovered that “cantilever” is another one of those words normal kids don’t use. Like “Pareto Superior” and “merci poughkeepsie.”

It’s funny to me. As I’ve been getting to see more and more of the so-called Twin Cities, I’ve become increasingly convinced that these cities must be fraternal twins—the kind who look nothing alike and you only know that they’re twins when you accidentally find out that they have the same birthday. Saint Paul is much fancier (and more expensive!) than Minneapolis. It’s the upscale, slightly pretentious, and beautifully old half. Minneapolis, on the other hand, is more urban, more hip, and much more impoverished. It’s uglier, but it also has more character. I love getting to live here, though, because I get to have the benefits of both. Minneapolis is only a bus ride away, but I get to live on a street filled with gorgeous Victorian mansions. With turrets.

This evening, Sorcha and I ate dinner together, where we discovered that there were MANY BEAUTIFUL CUPCAKES. So then Sorcha decided that it was time for CUPKCAKE FEST 2011 and we collected our plates and many cupcakes (for which we got quite a few strange looks on the way back to our table…):
and began to FEAST. Actually, we could only eat two of the cupcakes each, so we carried the others out with us. In the Café lobby we met two friends coming in for dinner and stood chatting with them for maybe twenty minutes by accident before continuing outside into the veryvery cold. Sorcha had somewhere between fifteen and twenty minutes before an event—too long to show up early and too short to go back to the dorm—so we decided to go for a walk. We stopped for a photo op at by the chapel lights,
and then moved over to the flag pole, where we sang “The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Cupcakes” in our best bellows and did a cupcake chant and dance around the flagpole. Then we decided to take the cupcakes on a field trip and ended up walking all the way around campus, with a stop at the swing set to let the cupcakes have some fun.
After that, Sorcha named them Ricky and Lucy and we headed back towards her event, where we got an extremely startled look from another attendee when I turned to Sorcha and said, “Hand me Ricky.” Whereupon she handed me a cupcake.
Ricky (in front) and Lucy

I’ve discovered something about the weather here. You know how in Arizona, they seem to put the low in just to make you feel better about what your day will be like? I mean, okay, maybe the temperature gets that low for about five minutes at two AM, but for most of the day it’ll be at or near the high.
Well, Minnesota is the opposite. I’m convinced that the high is put there just to make us feel better. Most days, the temperature never gets as high as it claims it will. (Speaking of which, Charmaine and I have made a pact to only say the temperatures in Fahrenheit during the winter and only in Celsius during the summer. Because -12 just sounds so much worse than 10. And we can’t even imagine what negative Fahrenheit will sound like. Also that’s not covered on the sandy conversion charts Grandma Tschudi gave us, so we’d just be confused.)
Some days, I’m convinced that I can handle this. I mean, I survived that day in the DC cold at Obama’s inauguration, right? But then, other days, I remember how different it is to live somewhere where it gets that cold, and to go out day after day into the freezing air. And then I’m convinced that I’ve made a terrible life choice.
But then the snow comes and I can’t think anything negative for days. I adore snow. We’ve had so many different kinds of snow and they’ve all been oceanic (although the fluffy, sparkle-snow was the best). Every time I look out my dorm room window and see our evergreen covered in white, I just get a little shiver of excitement (and sometimes also of cold). I can’t get used to how exciting it is to have fresh, paisley snow on the ground.
When I was walking to Whole Foods several weeks ago, after the first sticking snow, I heard these two women talking. The one was saying that she actually thought the snow was kind of pretty, while the other one shot her down. Eventually, the first woman said, “Well, of course I don’t romanticize it.”
WELL I DO, LADY. I’m head-over-heels, honeymoon-phase, completely in love with snow.  It’s so magical to have the streets all white and stretching and feel the crunch underfoot!
I have discovered, though, that while walking on thin snow equals joy, walking on thin ice equals FEAR. I’m convinced that I’m going to fall on my butt at least once this year. And I’m sure that by April of senior year I’ll be pretty sick of it all, but for now it’s incredible.
 the first sticking snow fall just barely covering the ground
 actual snow! on actual wreaths! outside an actual Whole Foods!
 the middle school near Mac, with the field as-yet undisturbed
 the view from my window



 

 


 




 the light post decorations the city put up along Grand







 this bench looks like it's wearing a fluffy hat...like a certain statue in a certain book (5 Schrute bucks to anyone who can guess the reference)

the most recent snow was so light and fluffy
and sparkly!

Last weekend I decided to do some Christmas shopping on Grand Ave, accidentally on the day deemed as the “Grand Venture”. That meant there was a Salvation Army bell on EVERY CORNER (which makes it impossible to avoid that guilty feeling as you walk past them. Because they’re everywhere. And some of them were children singing. Or firefighters (not singing). AHHH!) and free trolleys stopping at the bus stops. It also meant that all of the stores were extremely crowded, but that some of them had sales! I did my shopping and then went to pick up a book Dad had pre-ordered at The Red Balloon (an excellently named children’s bookstore in Saint Paul), which turned out to be for me! It was Nimby: An Extraordinary Cloud Who Meets a Remarkable Friend, which had been out of print until recently. And it’s one of my favorite picture books of all time. It’s so atomic to finally own, so when I got back to my room I told Charmaine about it all excitedly and told her to read it. She read the first page and said, “This is clearly a book to be read aloud. I wish I was back teaching summer camp. Or that someone would read it to me.” Then there was a pause and she turned to me and said, “Will you read it to me?” So I sat down in our chair and she sat down on the floor with a cup of tea and I read her the book, which she loved (although she had some problems with the mutability of the island, at which point I reminded her that it was a magic island. (“It’s a magic toy store, Mutant! It can do all sorts of things!”) That helped.).
That afternoon, just as the snow began to fall, I realized that I needed to go back to Grand to pick up one more present. Charmaine, upon hearing that, decided to come along, so we went on a purple snow ramble, upon which we discovered that the snow was incredibly light and fluffy and magical.
Charmaine tried making a snow angel (although the snow was a little too thin),
we drew patterns in the snow on the tops of walls, and we sang Christmas carols together into the frosty air.
On the way back, the street lights were lit and the snow sparkled so intensely it was like someone had spilled glitter in front of us. It was one of the more beautiful experiences of my life, and it’s so nice that I have a roommate who loves snow and children’s books and Christmas with the same childlike delight that I do.

Charmaine also gave me a prickly Christmas present—CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! We finally put them up last weekend, while listening to the Carpenter’s Christmas album (which she’s HEARD OF and LOVES) and trying not to fall off our chair. It was fierce and fun and made it finally feel like Christmas is actually coming.
We also finally took our first picture together (which is a little crazy, since both of us have ridiculously good cameras and love photography).
And now we have a tiny Christmas plant that lives on my desk and drinks water from my cup and is adorable (I’m sorry, but I just have to leave this here. My plant cannot be described in any other word. It is adorable). 
And snowflakes in the window!
And because this school is just like that, we also have Christmas lights adorning various trees around campus.
 


I just want to conclude by telling you that there are now gingerbread houses in Café Mac. They’re pretty fluffy. There’s a magic castle one,
a TARDIS one,
and an Up-inspired one.



Despite the unimaginable cuteness of this college, I can’t wait to be home. Only nine days left!

Accidental artistic scarf picture.

The galaxy inside my camera lens.

P.S. The number of mad libs adjectives necessary in this document is highly embarrassing. Also rather amusing.
P.P.S. There is a distinct possibility that I forgot to bold some of the mad libs adjectives—it was an afterthought and there are only so many times I can stand to re-read my own writing, so if something doesn’t really make sense, just assume it’s a mad lib.
P.P.P.S. I promise that the makers of Mad Libs aren’t paying me to say mad libs as much as possible. I mean, would the makers of Mad Libs do such a thing? I’m sure that anyone who invented Mad Libs must be kind and modest and incredible. (BUY MAD LIBS)